I’m being kidnapped this weekend to see that new movie with that sparkly, pale. vampire dude and the emo girl, and that shirtless guy who has long…

I’m being kidnapped this weekend to see that new movie with that sparkly, pale. vampire dude and the emo girl, and that shirtless guy who has long hair in one frame and then short hair in another frame in the trailer. Save me! SOS. That’s MY defense, at least. For some reason I actually want to see the New Moon movie. I believe that’s the effect that results from being around too many “twihards”. Some people are convinced that I was abducted by twihards and brainwashed to want to see at least one movie adaptation of the books, but that’s improbable. The other theory is that I was bitten at night by a crazed fan whose “fangs” make people actually kind of sorta like the Twilight series. Well, whatever happened, I somehow am going to see the new movie. I’ve bashed the series (and okay, the fans, too) multiple times so now people will never let me live it down if I end up liking the movie… – Allyson