This is a warning to all future college goers and eager seniors. I know that the deadlines for college acceptance notifications are already here, but…

This is a warning to all future college goers and eager seniors. I know that the deadlines for college acceptance notifications are already here, but heed my warning. I’m a current college freshman so trust me. I am wise and I know things. I am like your fairy godmother, here to guide and protect you. So now that I’ve shown my credentials and gained your trust, you must listen to me. If you do one thing in your whole college career it is these next words: Never Go to a College with a Quarter System! Don’t do it! Please anything but that! It would be a better idea to enroll in clown college and take up the name Mr. GigglePants. Just don’t even consider it. If you have already decided to enroll in a school with a quarter system then get out while you still can. It’s too late for me, but you young ones still have a fighting chance. The reason for such an objection is that every other school without one is or will be ending within the next week. I, on the other hand, still have 5 MORE WEEKS! So listen to my advice and have an early summer next year. I’ll be doing homework instead.

– Ruben

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